#7 of 10 – Have you ever been meandering through your day, minding your own business, pondering over all of the things you have to do, or should be doing, and then snap back into the present for a moment? The moment you realize that your left pant leg has been tucked into your boot the entire day, and the right one is not, and nobody told you. I’ve grasped on to those moments of reality…

TEN THINGS I’VE NOTICED TODAY:

1 – Automatic toilets have enough power to remove a limb. Don’t get too close!

2 – There are a lot of things I notice during the day…

3 – Billboard signs. They’re coming up with some good ones!!!

4 – Still, the word appointment can mean anything. “Where were you?” “I had an appointment”.

5 – No wonder it’s so hard to get a blog noticed. WordPress reported, “Over 409 million people view more than 210 billion pages each month. Users produce about 86.4 million new posts and 46.7 million new comments each month.” Wow!  So, if my chances of winning the Powerball Lottery are 1 in 292 million, what are the chances of getting my blog read compared to winning the lottery? Hmm….

6 – Bras suck

7 – According to a television commercial, I can plan my funeral today… and they even take payments.

8 – Men DO think about sex every 7-9 seconds.

9 – WTF – I forgot Tom Petty is in “The Postman”.

AND…

Bentley - I think I’ll just help myself.jpeg

 

10 – My chihuahua is tall enough to get into the food bin by himself.

Thank you for reading my post. You’re one in 100 million…

Enjoy your day!

Rhonda

 

Life Outside the Box – #10 Observations Today (6)

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About Rhonda Phelps

Do what you like... and like what you do... Be Random. :)

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